Availability…

POSTED ON September 14th  - POSTED IN Availability

Hello All

Please find below an outline of when I’m working, I welcome GENUINE advance bookings but please only book if you know 100% that you can attend.  Sadly due to time wasters, those that like to block ladies diaries with no intention of fulfilling their end of the bargain, I will now only update my specific daily availability just before 10am the once I have received on the day confirmations.  If you wish to arrange an on the day evening rendezvous please call before 6pm:

Monday 16th October ~ fully booked

 

Tuesday, 17th October ~ not available

Wednesday, 18th October ~ availability between 11am and 4pm

Thursday, 19th October ~ availability between 10am and 9pm

Friday, 20th October ~ availability between 10am and 9pm

Saturday, 21st October ~ advance bookings welcome, please contact me before 6pm Friday

Sunday, 22nd October ~ advance bookings welcome, please contact me before 6pm Friday

Monday 23rd October ~ advance bookings preferred please check back regarding on the day availability

I look forward to hearing from you.

If I’m not able to take your call please leave a message clearly stating your name and phone number along with the date, time and duration of the meet you would like to arrange along with a reasonable timescale where it is “safe” to call you back.  If I haven’t been able to  call you back within that timescale please do call back.

Unless I’ve seen you before text messages will be ignored.  Withheld, landline and non UK mobile calls are also ignored.

Kisses

Adele xxx

Nuru massage only for a limited time

POSTED ON May 13th  - POSTED IN Uncategorized

Hello All

If you were thinking of booking a nuru massage experience with me now is the time.  I will only be offering the erotic and fun, wet body to body nuru massage for a short time.  Well until my current stocks of nuru gel run out.  Yes I do use the authentic nuru gel, Mr Nori, is my preference and what I have ready to use.

Don’t worry if you are unsure as to what to do during the nuru massage I will lead you through the experience ensuring that we both have a fabulous time.  We will start with a shared shower or bath acquainting ourselves with each other before moving into the massage room which will be snuggly warm and prepared.  Then let the fun commence as I slip and slide over you teasing and delighting you as I do.

I look forward to hearing from you to arrange our naughty experience but don’t forget I will need 24 hours notice to make sure everything is prepared for you.

Kisses

Adele x

Sadly I’ve been the target of trolls

POSTED ON March 18th  - POSTED IN News

Hello All

It’s been a little while since I put a blog on my website as I’ve been using a different site to put my thoughts forward but it is now time to have the freedom to write what I wish rather than what is prescribed as being in that site’s interests I have decided to now blog freely via my own domain.

This particular blog has come about as I am rather upset that I have come to the attention of the sad little trolls on “the vile site” and facts have been distorted by someone who clearly has their own agenda and I feel I must put forward the facts to protect my reputation rather than the alternative facts that have been posted by him.

So putting the record straight in response to the embellished comments about me…

DrConners (trolling name) aka Palmer72 on the site he booked unfortunately seems to have a grudge.  This person seems to think changing his booking name will hide his undesirable traits so here is his is ID number 1907309 for ladies who which to avoid this person.  Please note both these names are aliases and are not identifying information in any way as trolls do so like to hide behind aliases.  Despite silly claims I’m not breaking any rules of discretion as I’ve not identified his name, phone number, place or work or job title or any other information to anyone but please be aware that should I feel at risk from this person and/or the result of his trolling the identifying information will  be passed to the authorities.

The facts are that after plentiful and needy contacts (emails, phone and texts), more than a normal person would require, he cancelled without any explanation on the day of the booking.  If he classes a “No I don’t appreciate my time being wasted. Happy punting.” message in response to his text request wishing to waste more of my time and repeat the process all over again as “short/shirty/shitty response” so be it.  Fortunately for him I was too much of a lady to actually send what I was thinking I can’t even imagine how he would have interpreted that if he found the text sent so offensive.

Hehe this person has also made a point of stating  I’m “mature”.  Really?  Is that meant to be an insult?  I am a professional, mature lady and don’t pretend to be anything else.  Why would I want to pretend to be a teen?  More importantly why would someone who wanted to see a teen contact me?  Just so it’s very clear  I’m rather enjoying being a sassy 40 something and before reading the vile site I hadn’t realised it was something that anyone found offensive.  That clearly says more about them than the rest of us.

I’m really not sure about the comments made about the 70s  but my hayday was the 80s, bopping down at the local Mecca with all the other teenies in our “Frankie Says Relax” Ts doing the Agadoo (you know the “push pineapple shake a tree” – scary how I remember that – it scarred most of us for life) with yellow and green nail varnish with perms spiked on end with the help of cans of hair spray.  Those were the days when you could still get a pint for 10p (but only on a Thursday night)!  Ahh what a sight we all looked – the good old days.

I’m pleased to say my style has developed somewhat since the 80s and is now more akin to elegance than teenage angst lol

Also I’m a little surprised about the comments that I have no recent body pictures on my profile of the another site, I’m guessing they are only looking for cheap thrill naked pictures which I don’t provide as I  have in the last month posted new pictures but clearly in the land of the vile trolls last month isn’t recent?

I will post up the new pictures on this website soon for the gentlemen that are attracted to this site to appreciate.

As for the comment about no face pics – if any of the trolls would like to send me their face pics I will happily put them up in my open and free galleries on various advertising sites for the whole world to identify them.  If you’d like to add a few more details like your real name, internet trolling name, phone number, home address and name of employer I can add that in the caption for you too.  No?  Maybe your reasons for not wanting your real life identity splashed all over the internet are the same as mine.  However, should you change your mind I will happily post them for you as my generosity knows no bounds.

I wonder, if I knew who he was, how I would rate the person who puts me at a 6/7 out of 10 with a few extra pounds but not “fat” – again I’m not sure what the exclamations marks are for but clearly it must mean something in the land of trolling.  Do you think that means I’m pretty average or heaven forbid am I down right ugly? and he’s only… what do they call it in their very own terminology, ah yes white knighting to protect my reputation lol.  Not sure if I should be thanking him or putting the pins in the voodoo doll.

Oh dear I’m also accused of being “pricey” – lets just say you get what you pay for.  I invest heavily in outfits and equipment, am located in a lovely safe and discreet area and provide you with a top class service and am always well presented to entice you.  Obviously if someone is looking for a “cheap” experience they shouldn’t be looking my way.

Clearly the trolls haven’t realised my pricing structure is partly to deter the “type” that I have no desire to see which would be those sad little trolls.  I know it can come as a big shock when a lady refuses to see you when you have a wad of notes burning a hole in your pocket as clearly you can buy anyone no matter how vile you are – WRONG not this lady!

I’m sure there will be a flurry of nastiness about me on the vile site and I’m sure it will upset me as it is intended to do, I am only human after all with feelings and emotions just like any decent person out there, but you know what they say, well the likes of the celebrities that no-one has ever heard of say – any media is good no matter if it’s in the positive or negative.

I must admit I’m surprised I have come to the attention of that site as the gentlemen I enjoy seeing, and I will add enjoy seeing me otherwise they wouldn’t be making repeat visits, are of a very different caliber to those that contribute to such immature vileness.

Now lets hope that is the end of the matter and future blogs will be of a fun nature.  How school marm ish did that sound lol

Kisses

Adele xxx

2017 Delights

POSTED ON January 4th  - POSTED IN News

Happy New Year to All!

At this time of year we all reassess our way forward and achievements but do we ever think about special treats to improve our well being?

Now is the time to put yourself first and plan in some treats just for you.

–   Whether that is going to the gym,unlikely to last 🙁

–   Maybe a make over? new hairstyle, new image but would that be you?

–   How about a discreet naughty adventure where you are the most important person in the world and get 100% attention?  Then you get to walk away having had all your problems washed away with a mischievous grin and no hassle.

Take a look through my website and see what you desire, I’m only a phone call away…

I will look forward to hearing from you.

Adele xxx

Classy Escort in Fareham, Hampshire

POSTED ON April 5th  - POSTED IN News

Adele Smyth ~ Fareham, Hampshire Escort

 

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I’m Adele a passionate and seductive lady who simply adores to spoil and pamper mature professional gentlemen.  I particularly enjoy seeing professional gents in the age bracket of 40 and over, I do not have an upper age limit.

Although I’m in my 40s I am often mistaken for mid 30s and tall at 5’8″ (without heels) with very long legs.  I also have an extremely sensual, size 14 curvy body which I long to be gently kissed and tenderly touched which of course I love to reciprocate.  I provide you with an intense experience not just a mere booking.

Click here to book a meeting with me

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