Brace yourself for full on corniness…
I’m melting like an ice-cream…
Who want’s a lick?
I know groan worthy but I simply couldn’t resist, I did try but it was determined to see the light of day!
OK when did the UK sprout legs and plant itself in the middle of the Sahara Desert? Please no lectures on global warming, it’s a retorical question. I’m fully aware of the environment we live in.
In true British style I’m moaning about the weather…
Someone please give me tips of how to stay cool. I’m currently going for the darkened room, fans blowing at every angle, cool drinks ~ do you have a better solution for me? Even my notorious game of hunt the ice cube isn’t helping. Don’t be surprised if I entice you to share a cool shower with me, it may be our only sanctuary from this extreme heat!
Hopefully when I’m around again next week the heat will be more tolerable but that doesn’t mean I won’t get the ice out or lure you into the shower with me. Who’s up for pretending we are drunken youngster on an 18-30 holiday, losing all sense to create our own wet T-shirt competition! OK I’m showing my age I know it’s no longer T-shirt but “T” or was it calling 30 year olds youngsters that gave it away!
Folks I won’t be around for a short while, my phone goes off at lunchtime on Friday (23rd) as I’m off into hospital for a few minor (hopefully) procedures again. I’m hoping I will be in and out on the same day but there is a good possiblity I may have a short stay as supposedly I can’t be trusted to look after myself afterwards. OK the first time I was allowed out on my own still high on the meds I sort of had a mishap but don’t worry I managed to work out where the acrid smoke followed by flames came from and somehow, don’t ask how, I managed to not burn the building down.
I know it’s short notice but I’ve been told it’s urgent. Please don’t read anything into urgent other than newish GP covering their back as I feel better than I have for years. Motto of this story is don’t ignore a persistent cough and all other assortment of things you like to put your head in the sand over… well here we are, no cough anymore but regular biopsies. Thanks to covid I doubt anyone will ever ignore a cough again lol.
I will pick up emails and turn my phone back on early next week, I’m hoping Monday or Tuesday but don’t be offended if it’s a little later if I’m still out of it. I doubt you would appreciate the level of drivel I may be communicating in if I returned to quickly.
Thank you to the lovely gents who have been so gracious about me moving their appointments, you know I will make it up to you.
Wish me luck.