Adele Smyth ~ Hampshire Escort
PLEASE NO “ANGRY” MEN – I don’t enjoy spending time with angry people who and have no intention on inviting them into my boudoir. I would rather have pleasure with gents who are mature enough to be in control of their emotions!
Arranging our time together:
Although I do have non-adult related work commitments, I am fortunate enough to have the flexibility to plan in a limited number of serendipitous meets. I have noted the times below when I may be able to escape to enjoy the buzz our of our mutual escape from the mundane.
I prefer an organised gent who books in advance. That is also the way to get me at my best. However, I may on occasion be able to accommodate an on the day enquiry with a couple of hours’ notice.
Once you know the date, time and duration along with which delight appeals to you please ring me on the number that scrolls across each page of this website (texting is only acceptable if we have met before) and let’s see what we can arrange. I endeavour to answer my phone an hour before the time I commence appointments on my working days until 6pm most days other than Monday which is up to 2pm only.
I OFFER AN APPOINTMENT ONLY SYSTEM – NEVER EVER COME TO MY PROPERTY (INCLUDES DRIVE BYS) OR SEND ANYTHING TO BE DELIVERED TO ME WITHOUT MY EXPRESS PERMISSION
Monday ~ between noon and 4pm
Tuesday ~ between 10am and 9pm
Wednesday ~ between 1pm and 9pm
Thursday ~ between 10am and 9pm
Friday ~ between 10am and 9pm
Weekends ~ I may be able to be available at weekends if you book in advance.
My Location: My Emporium of Pleasure and Eroticism moved to a new location in December 2020. You will be visiting me at a discreet residential property in a nice, quiet residential area with free driveway or on-street parking. If you are in the minority of gents who prefer to hide their car and then walk to me, I will direct you to a safe and discreet area for on-street parking that isn’t overlooked by neighbours, so you won’t draw attention to yourself unless of course you behave in a suspicious manner. Clearly turning up early and just sitting in your car will get you noticed as it would in any residential area. There is no need to arrive more than 5 minutes before our arranged appointment.
To assist you in planning your journey I’m based in Fareham accessible via the A27 and not far from Junctions 9 and 11 of the M27. I am just 1.5 miles from Fareham train station.
Advance bookings: If you have booked in advance, without exception, I do require a confirmation by the agreed time on the day of our rendezvous so we can both confirm all is still good to meet. Please note that the earlier you confirm in the agreed window the better to give me longer to prepare for your arrival. If you don’t confirm at the agreed time, you will be deemed to have cancelled. Life is too short to deal with such exaggerated egos/disorganisation/rudeness.
Deposits terms and conditions:
Sadly I, like many other ladies, have found it is necessary to request a deposit to secure advance bookings due to the ever increasing number of unreliable people booking. I’ve found that the gents who understand and accept his requirement are more reliable.
A deposit of 50% is required for the nuru experience or £50 for any booking if you have a history of cancelling. The deposit must be paid by bank transfer into my discreetly named business account within an hour of me sending you the bank details or other time we mutually agreed to secure your appointment.
The deposit is non-refundable if you can’t make the agreed booking unless you give me at least 24 hours’ notice when your deposit may be carried forward (but only once) to the next mutually convenient date and time for the same experience and only if rebooked at the time you contact me to cancel.
Please note that failure to confirm on the day during the agreed window will be deemed to be you cancelling our arrangement and the deposit will be retained. Likewise, if you change your requirements of the content of the booking that will be deemed to be a cancellation of our original agreement and the deposit will be retained.
If for any reason I need to cancel your deposit will be repaid to you immediately.